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I know you aren't supposed to squeeze but fuck all that nonsense, I was in agony. I eventually get to the hospital where they discovered I had a collapsed lung. In other words, to those who've asked, no pictures, sorry! I had weighed myself before when I took the laxative and after Over that day of back and forth to the bathroom every 20 minutes for the first 2 hours then about every hour after that I lost a total of 17 lbs of shit. I couldn't even feel anything move at all. Hopefully I'm smart enough to do so before it wrecks. I just spent 8 minutes sweating, rocking back and forth and hyperventilating while shitting. You could continue licking my ass to make it clean.

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My hands were covered with blood and shit. Like the turd, they would also have to go. Warren makes the same assertion on his website, The Paul Warren Project. And with that, I wish you all a merry Christmas! Oxycontin and Dilaudid are orders of magnitude more powerful than Vicodin. She's fat, flabby and has absolutely no shape whatsoever.

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He's not credited on the record because we have no idea who he was. It was time to chip. It kept getting worse and worse until finally my ass let loose with the fury of a thousand suns. I am still sitting here waiting for something more. Then they see I'm dead serious and they bail, which is great for me! I'm dropping the turdlets into the toilet beneath me.

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When I stopped taking it, I had probably a 5-10 pound, thick log in my colon. I don't know the science behind it -- maybe the gasses now had room to build up behind it, but that turd shot out of me with an incredible force. Most chicks are fine with that for a couple months, which is great for me. This is the story of the largest turd I have removed from my ass. My wife knocked on the door, concerned. That's the way to do it, just treat them right and they'll be loyal women.

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I thought the water might help my asshole relax and loosen or break up the log. I am now screaming in pain with every round of cramps and upper bowel movement. I actually tried to grab it, poke at it, it was like as hard as a rock. I squeeze and the bottom part isn't fucking budging at all. My wife gave me a quizzical look as I grabbed a large container of water-based lubrication and retreated to the bathroom.

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The log I gave birth to in the toilet had to be separated into pieces in order to flush. I want you to open your mouth wide and swallow everything. I was sure you would enjoy this! Another hit of dope might have made this easier, but I figured that as weird and unpleasant as this was, it would be worse if I nodded out in the midst of it. It shifted and took on a life of it's own. Then another round of painful cramps and such.

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The initial wave came with the harbinger of a short hard but thick log. A few additional details I omitted: I rubbed a generous amount of Vaseline around my rectum and anus. From now on you will be my toilet. Every time I pushed the turd, I could hear this weird suction sound happening in my ass as the turd clung to my anal walls and gas pockets shifted around. The thought was horrifying, but so was the thought of dying from a ruptured colon. The turd had knocked my prostate hard enough that a bit of cum formed on the head of my cock. At this point I have no idea what to do.

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Don't want to ever be. I needed to eat food, but I couldn't until I removed some of the shit. I film with a very good quality camera Canon Vixia G30 for your viewing pleasure! I got in the bathtub, while in a full panic, thinking my intestines were going to rupture. I went back into the bedroom for supplies. No judgement at all, were all here because were into some shit that most people arent lol. It was quite surreal and likely much of the reason I was so exhausted afterwards. In 1988, rapper recorded a of the song, with the addition of her own rap lyrics, on her second album, Respect.

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We set him up, started the track, and he just started to play like he was possessed. I want to sit on your warm face as you lick my asshole and I will empty my bowels in your wide opened mouth! I love it so much! That would feel so good! I told her not to come in, and then washed my hands again. The main point of going for a thicker girl is the curves. Funny thing is, the level of cuck this guy has stooped to is laughable. I have no intention of getting married again. There's a huge age gap. This was not going to be good.


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