Calvin: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties! By Joanna Fuchs This short love poem describes some of the feelings of those in love. Now came my turn to perform, Stirring away till it's frothy, Two eggs with a pinch of salt, And a dash of the good soy sauce, Mixing and blending into a mixture. Funny Poems of Every Shape and Style The collection is diverse in both style and subject matter, including clerihews, parodies and shape poems on subjects ranging from alopecia to xenophobia. Famous Funny Poem by Alfred Noyes Everyone grumbled. Below are examples of poems about funny love.
Another funny love poem that works great in the context of money vs. And that I washed all the dishes last night? We hope that the list will provide our readers with as much pleasure that these famous verses have given to us. And then, before it grew too late, How should I beg of gentle Fate, That either nymph might have her swain, To split my worship too in twain The Funny Poetry listed on this page details the full titles of the Funny Poems and their poets. And am I the only one that's noticed violets aren't blue before this poem? My stomach hurts and I go down as if I've got the bends. The little dog laughed to see such fun Then died of electric shock. Jon Bratton © 2007 © V 4 C Funny Sexy Poems He laid her on the table So white and clean and bare. Many of us have similar stories.
I'm getting very woozy And the machine has mashed me chest This machine was created by a man, Of this, I have no doubt. Why all the rapture, joy, delight? Short love messages can be light, even funny, or they can be intense, as this short love verse is. Can I take a picture of you to show Santa what I want? This condensation shorts the circuits to your brain and you get all woozy. Both partners who are serious all the time would soon take a toll on the relationship. But if we take a moment to stop and see the joke, we can change our entire day.
Oops, I lost my phone number, could I have yours? Idle Dreams In idle dreams of long ago, I imagined my true love; A perfect match, a soulmate, An angel from above. Late last night, in the middle of the day, two dead boys went out to play. My ferret gave a frightful cry and roundhouse kicked my rear. By Joanna Fuchs This short romantic poem gives prayerful thanks for the gift of love. Ever heard of the Serenity Prayer by Reinhold Niebuhr? And his chin turned into a tuning dial, And antennae grew from his hair. Love's causing me sweet misery-- I hope it never ends! Curious about the Christian religion? So do remember to inject a dose of fun and positivity every now and then to keep your romance rocking! Either way, we are sure you would have smiled, a bit at least.
Copyright © 2009 Fion Lim. Remember the day I took the trash out, And wiped down the counter so well? By Joanna Fuchs More Love Poems! When men die, the widows get the life insurance. Humor is an important ingredient in your relationship. By Joanna Fuchs The following short romantic poem contrasts the time before and after your love began. Did you ever notice how. I'd like to stick his pair down there, in there, And see how they come out.
I wish for you many smiles and laughter, And to come home to my arms so happy ever after. Nonsense Verse and Rude Rhymes Our newest recruit, Max Scratchmann, is a poet with a most individual voice. © V 4 C Jack and Jill went up the hill For just an itty bitty. Your pulse is weak, your blood is thin Your memory's failing, your head's in a spin How do you know your youth is spent? My pulse beats like a kettle drum and keeps me up at night. My lizard flipped me upside down. Kudos to the writer of the poem who understood the plight of such dudes.
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swards and shot each other. And know that these wishes were truly meant, But just so you know, my cut is 50 percent! This list of funny love poems is composed of the works of modern international poet members of PoetrySoup. Now it goes to school with her Between two chunks of bread. Proper Treatment I thought love had it in for me, it didn't treat me nice. By The best funny love poems express your romantic sentiments in a lighthearted, humorous manner.
The deaf policeman heard this noise and came to arrest the two dead boys. It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her T'was Little Boy Blue with a horn. Can't you see the walls been plastered? Funny poems about love are a great way to keep life lighthearted and full of joy. And am I the only one that's noticed violets aren't blue before this poem? When you are in a relationship, your partner should be someone you feel comfortable in playing and having fun with. Click any link to go to the section dedicated to your chosen funny poem. We can, however give examples of some amusing verses from a selection of the most popular funny poems.