Take a number funny. Take a Number 2019-01-06

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Spoof news: The doctor is in…take a number!

take a number funny

Step5: Divide the answer by 6. So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers. Make a self post instead. I have been his patient for over ten years. Step2: Double the number you have thought. Welcome to : You may only post if you are funny. Please view for suggestions of where these submissions can be offered.

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Complaint department.... Please Take a number : funny

take a number funny

We'll unban it and it should get better. Step2: Multiply the number you have thought with 3. Answer: 2 Single Digit Numbers. Step4: Add 12 with the result. Step4: Remember it and reverse the answer mentally. Click on the report button, and with a link to the comments of the post. What should I do if I don't see my post in the new queue? Serial reposters will be banned.

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Complaint department.... Please Take a number : funny

take a number funny

Step5: Add the second number to the answer. What do I do if I see a post that breaks the rules? Webcomic authors may from the moderators, after which they may rehost their own work. No pictures of just text. Step3: Multiply the result with 3. All posts must make an attempt at humor. Step2: Multiply the number with 9.


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Spoof news: The doctor is in…take a number!

take a number funny

I am called back to the receptionist desk to show my Medicare and Humana card, I try to make a few pleasantries hoping to gain some small advantage here and the receptionist looks at me like I am a bug. Step2: Subtract the number you have thought with 1. No personal info, no hate speech, no harassment. Posts encouraging the harassment of any individual, group, community, or subreddit will be removed, and the submitting user may be banned. Step4: Multiply the result with 5. .

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Complaint department.... Please Take a number : funny

take a number funny

Want to see with these posts? I go back to reading Woman's Day. You can play these tricks as instructed, with your parents or friends and prove your talent to them. You look at your fellow sick people and wish you weren't here. As the minimum age for Reddit access is , posts which are intentionally disruptive, inane, or nonsensical will be removed. Trick 6: 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8 Step1: Choose a number from 1 to 6.


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Spoof news: The doctor is in…take a number!

take a number funny

Do not rehost or hotlink webcomics. Ex: Number: 456, Answer: 456456 Trick 9: x3x7x13x37 Step1: Think of a 2 digit number. We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes. Trick 7: 1089 Step1: Think of a 3 digit number. If your submission isn't showing up, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! If you are not the author of the comic in question, you may only submit links to the page where it is hosted. Thirty minutes later, a nurse or someone that looks like a nurse comes out with a clipboard and calls my name. Step3: Reverse the number and subtract it with the result.

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Take a Number

take a number funny

Step3: Add 6 with the getting result. Step2: Multiply it with x3x7x13x37. Step4: Half the answer, that is divide it by 2. Answer: 1089 Trick 8: x7x11x13 Step1: Think of a 3 digit number. Step2: Multiply it with x7x11x13. The doctor walks in with a smile, looks at the chart and says hello to me by my name and that is a good sign….

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Take a Number

take a number funny

Step3: Add 5 with the result. Humor is subjective, but all posts must at least make an attempt at humor. Gone the way of the buggy whip, I suspect, but then again, you never know. Step5: Add it with the result, you have got. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators Looking for something else? I am probably his thirty-eighth patient customer of the day, seven more and he has reached his quota.

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Take a Number

take a number funny

I tell him I might have a hernia, and he puts on the rubber glove, gives me a quick grope, and walks me back to the receptionist. I flash to the feeling you have waiting for the sales manager at the car lot to come in and close the deal the salesman has made. Step3: Divide the 3 digit number with the digits added up. Another thirty minute wait reading a 1993 Popular Mechanics and then to the little examination room. Quotes for Today: The Fifth Law of Pipes: The outside diameter must exceed the inside diameter; otherwise the hole will be on the outside of the pipe. No gore, pornography, or sexually graphic images.


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