After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Most tennis players admit that they have low self-esteem due to the fact they have many faults. Give me speed and strength unhaulting, Aces and no double-faulting. Q: Where do ghosts play tennis? There's a left handed one over there. When little Johnny was asked what comes before tennis, he simply answered nine-ish. Q: What did the tennis ball say when it got hit? The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court. Q: What do you call a blonde tennis player with two brain cells? The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament.
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Contents is protected by international copyright laws. The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet. After a few of weeks Moya, his secretary asks him how he's doing. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? Why did the elephant float down the river on his back? Q: What do you serve but not eat? A: So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet. I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
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