Q: Whats the difference between pink and purple? Good Black Jokes — Best Black Jokes 77. Non-memetic image macros are allowed. A: They have to put their lipstick somewhere. What is funnier than a dead baby? Q: How do you keep black people out of your back yard? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside. Q: What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit? Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. We can't tell which is your husband.
Q: What's the difference between shit and a black? The only problem is that she is a nun. What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. A: Wet his lips and stick him to the wall. Q: What do you call a black test tube baby? Q: How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops centimeters from a shop window. The woman smiles for a bit, then starts sobbing again. What do you call the baby when it lands? A: Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
A: He got food poisoning from an 11 year old wiener. Q: What do you call a barn full of blacks? Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Three men on the empire state building. A: They make the black people lay down and have every other one smile. One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
A: Because everyone hates the black ones. U guys fucking disgust me. Two jews grabbed for the same penny. How Long is a Chinese name. A: Your dad's dick tastes funny.
I have 50 in my basement, and the light is still out. Three men walking home from work they see a lamp at the bridge all 3 rub the lamp. A: Their hand makes your d—k look bigger! Once you go black, all your possessions end up in Cash Converters. Submissions in which the humor can be conveyed via text alone are not allowed. Be assured you aren't going to hell for laughing at this! It's their kids who cause all the trouble. A: Hang one in the front!! Q: Whats better than having sex with a 12 yr. Q: What do you call a black guys condom? Make a self post instead.
Q: What do you get if you cross an afro with a black? Q: Why don't blacks like Tylenol? The letter P in pterodactyl is silent. Whoever thinks thats funny should honestly go drink a cup of fucking bleach. Q: Why are all black people fast? Q: What do you call 9 black guys hanging in a tree??? A dead baby in a clown costume. Q: What travels at 200 km an hour? The bottom line is that the situation is either bad or terrible. Noah good place to eat tonight? Q: What do Black lesbians have for breakfast? A: Her brothers dick tasted funny. Mikey got lost, open up. Q: What do you call a bunch of blacks falling down a hill? Posts encouraging the harassment of any individual, group, community, or subreddit will be removed, and the submitting user may be banned.
What do I do if I see a post that breaks the rules? A: Ooops, I burnt one! Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? What is green and hangs around trees? You have to put the baby in the oven. Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything. Do not rehost or hotlink webcomics. What do you do after you rape a deaf mute? Q: What do you call a black with no arms? Depends how high your ceiling is. Whoever thought that was funny should honestly go drink a cup of bleach.
A baby in your freezer. Humor is subjective, but all posts must at least make an attempt at humor. A: Aunt Jemima and Mutha Fucker. Ward goes to the doctor's office to collect her husband's test results. This pterodactyl joke is based on the weird English pronunciation rules. What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff? A: 6 more weeks of basketball season.