Different people consider different jokes funny, so joke can not satisfy taste for everyone. Q: What can save a dying blonde? Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet. A: A whine and cheese party! A: He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue. Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails? Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists? What did the blonde think of the new computer? Why can't Blondes dial 911? Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt. What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? A: Double-dumb Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She heard it reduces cavities. Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. A: You have to hollow out the head.
Half an hour later she was back at the showroom, claiming a that the car they sold her was terrible, that she was disappointed a brand-new Mercedes would get a fault in the gearbox after 15 minutes. Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words? A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes. Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again. Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia? Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television. A: They're too hard to peel. As he sits under a palm tree staring out to sea, a beautiful woman in a tight-fitting wet suit emerges from the surf.
Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs? Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes. A: She threw it off a cliff. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? They both got amnesia from the crash. So what if someone thinks your hopes and aspirations are unrealistic! How many is a brazilian? Then one day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. Q: Why can't Blondes be pharmacists? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies? Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. A: Elvis has been sighted. Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? A: Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard. Q: How do you know which blonde gives the best blow job? A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch. A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.
A: When they aren't upright, they're grand. How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer? Q: Why can't blondes water-ski? A: The back of her head. A: And I thought blondes were dumb! Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The blonde girl's sperm count is higher. Q: What do you call a blonde mother-in-law? You boil the hell out of it. When she tries to buy it for the third time, the man refuses.
A: A waist of time. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? If you can knock the cock out of her mouth, first. Q: Why did the blonde secretary cut off her finger? A: When you have a tire pump to re-inflate it! Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. They say he made a mint. A: Tits go in front.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip-code on her thigh? People presented with her predictions regarded her as insane until it was … too late. Q: How does the blonde car pool work? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Use of Lots of Jokes acknowledges your acceptance to our , and. A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool? Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. About two - if they're thinly sliced. Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: They've been inoculated so many times. A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. Q: What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and a dead skunk in the road? Q: What do you call three blondes, sitting at a bar, singing, drinking Tab, and eating apples? Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: She opens the car door. A: She screws you two nights in a row. How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax? Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.